OK, that's it, brah, you're *OFF* the payroll! I might have let this slide if this was an isolated incident, but this is your *second* attempt to dis' me.
For those of you who are wondering why I didn't submit a WSD report, it's cuz KR totally did me wrong. I sent him the final draft of my WSD report at least 3 months ago....*Plenty* of time to give it the final proofreading and corrections and get it back to me. Well, that sonuvabeetch kept stalling and said he had too much to do. He then told me a few days before WSD that he finally was done with it and was overnighting the final product to me so it should get to me just in time for me to submit it to AS.
Well, the day arrived, and no report. *NOW*, KR's giving me some lame excuse that it must have gotten lost in the mail. Likely story. I think he saw fame and fortune in his hands, and he's gonna wait for some period of time, change a few things to make it look like his report, and then you'll see an awesome masterpiece, maybe even published in a magazine, appear with *his* name as the author. DON'T BE FOOLED!! When said article does appear, realize it was MY work. The most awe-inspiring and stoke-filled story that you will have ever read was gonna be my certain clinch on the WSD thermos for another year. Curses to KR.
As if that thorough screwing wasn't enough, *NOW* KR's trying to dis' me again by attempting to spoil my fine, upstanding reputation by suggesting I chose Ben as the winner for selfish reasons. The freakin' NERVE! Well....actually I have a confession.....He's partly right; I *did* chose Ben with the hopes I'd have to keep the thermos for him. *However,* it wasn't cuz I like the thing. Instead, I was hoping that the statute of limitations (which, by precedent, was established by me to be the period from WSD to Guidopalooza) will have run out before Ben gives me an address to send it to.
Then, upon forfeit of the trophy if time did run out, it would be with me at GP2K1. At such time, we could follow through with SurfSarge's suggestion which I liked so much: We could toss, nah...Let's make that *launch*, that dented, smelly thermos into the ocean as one of the many GP2K1 activities. If Surffohio *does* show up, it might be even be an added bonus to lauch the thing at night, have a raging bonfire on the beach, and watch the light from the flames reflecting in the single tear falling from the corner of Surff's eye and slowly moving down his face as he sees his beloved thermos lauched into oblivion.
Yep, you were on to me, KR.
Later,