Have you been chased out of the lineup at Oxnard? Do locals throw rocks at you at Palos Verdes? Do the bruddahs want to kick your a$$ on the Wesside?
Well, worry no more! Now available from the alt.surfing hub's e-commerce page is the shamuboard. As stable as a Bill Stewart noserider. Rides faster than Laird's hydrofoil board. Able to launch mental airs.
Check the rails and skegs on this puppy!
http://www.opihi.com/sponge/stuff/images/caladv/
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(Bait fish not included)
sponge
'Hey buddy, go sick that bodyboarder who just dropped in on me.'
