That Surf God.

That surf God sure is a hard man, I'm sure everyone has plenty of experience with that phenomena where the surf is good when you have to work and crap on the days off - but he is so mean, the last 2 weeks I was away working and its been offshore and 2/3 metre swells almost everyday and now I get home its gone - he is so mean.

Tom. westoz.

How do you ASers call that surf god?

Huey?

Here we usually praise Warlala & Porcus in our prayers.

That mean surf God. He has been menacing the EC of USA as well!

We need to pray

Or sacrifice some virgins.

Tom westoz

Hmmmmm, why sacrifice them? d;^p

Ah, mark, mark, mark....... ya lived with me and JB and Ferg and Geo for a whole week, and what did ya learn?

See, you gotta be flexible with That Surf God. The Judeo-Christian thing doesn't necessarily apply - more like your basic pagan kinda scene. Burn a couple longboards, drink heavily of fermented beverages, eat much fish and........

The general term 'sacrifice' can have many ....ahem....implementations. Think of it as kind of a fertility rite. Ya follow me? Good.

Now, go forth and be worshipful.

Doc........... I got an A in Philosophy of Religion ...........

Life without blowdryers, gold jewlry, and Drakkar Noir? <lol>

....certainly *not* how to make the most of my tube rides! d;-O

...uh huh...

..but...

...ok, sure. But all was meaning was *why* 'sacrifice' the virgins? Dont you want to keep them? <GG>

...I just came down with a cold.

Yah, you did have to suffer through a lot. I'm really amazed you held out the whole week. Gotta hand it to ya......

But you learned how to make the most of Beano...think of it as another of life's little tradeoffs..... That Surf God knows we were all grateful. Even Fred the Iguana of the Septic Tank http://www.geocities.com/surfgun_2000/carnival/ CampDinosaur.jpg

........ bear with me........

All will become clear.........

Well, lets say 'promote them' instead, okay???? ........ we're not talking potlach here. It's like a conservation thing. As the saying goes, 'every day is earth day', ya know???

It's that Drakkar Noir - yer probably allergic to it by now........ though I'll bet it keeps the skeeters away......

WHOH, TOM-DUDE!

Like, check it, some haikus for you, you know, okay:

THE SURF GOD'S CRUEL CLOCK

Oh, that mean surf god You go to your stupid job Then he sends great waves

WORK AND THE SURF GOD

You are stuck at work It's ten feet, clean and hollow Oh, that mean surf god

DERISIVE DEMI-GOD

Here comes your day off It goes flat as a mirror The surf god laughs, 'HA!'

A WORKPLACE VISIT FROM THE SURF GOD

Sitting at your desk, The surf god hijacks your thoughts With waves and work stops

THE SURF GOD GOT ME FIRED

I'm sitting at work, The surf comes up, so I split 'Later boss, surf's up!'

SURF CAMS AT WORK

Surf cams are way cool, You can watch them while you work And get nothing done

MY BOSS, THE MORON

He likes Howard Stern, He thinks surfers are stupid, Whoh, what a moron!

Hey SURF DOPE dude that would almost be funny if it was'nt true. I can particularly relate to the ' Surf god hijacks your thoughts and stops work' It kinda makes you want to burn your future just for one good session.

Tom........westoz......

Yeah, one tough personal battle, I'll tell ya. <g> But I'm one strong ass mofo!

<LOL> Heyyyy! Remember, contrary to what was expected, it turned out to be quite opposite. There were others on the trip who needed Beano more than I did! <lol>

(I just didnt say anything<G>

I miss him.

<lol> Ok, promote them might work. But I'd hate to see a nice virgin go to waste ya know? <GG>

Hmmmm....

<g> I beg to differ.