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Posted 1 Year ago
swap_v
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when i put myself in poor Bethany's shoes the hair on the back of me neck stands up (goofy-foot) ...

i mean i'd sooner loose one of me legs below the knee then one of me arms ...

i once saw a dude at da creek with a prosthetic foot (below the knee) and he freagan surfed ...

granted he never really got off the straight line going down a wave ...

and he never hit the lip or round_housed the mathaphaking wave_lip backside ...

the poor fellow never got to pull off a floaty or got to do a fall_back_spring_forward ...

he never did a cut_back ...

or pumped_it so hard that you feel like your board is doing the 'sawing machine' on the surface ...

and of course, no rooster (therefore roosta_saka) tails for this man either ...

BUT he could still surf with 1/2 leg missing ...

without an arm, however, we are all phuked ...

without an arm you might as well boogy_board ... hmmm ... does this mean that boogy_boarders are just surfers without arms????

any takers on this one?
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Posted 1 Year ago
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I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!
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Posted 1 Year ago
Linda2
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Now I want those paint happy bastards caught and hung up by their Buster Browns!
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Posted 1 Year ago
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It is possible... I use to see a one armed guy in the lineup when I first started out. He was a little guy, but he managed to stroke into waves single-handedly, and once he was on his feet he could rip down the line better than most out there...Granted, it was Wildwood Crest, NJ.

Mike G.
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Posted 1 Year ago
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There's a guy here in RI who surfs with a prosthetic lower leg. He rides a longboard and can manage a bottom turn, trim, and move up and down the face a bit. Totally amazing and much respect due to him for overcoming the loss of limb and still getting out there regularly!

I saw a clip of Bethany Hamilton on her longskate. At least she can still do that. She could snowboard, too, if she left Hawaii. I can't imagine she'd be able to surf again. How would she paddle out, duck-dive, and paddle into a wave? Maybe on a small day on a longboard...
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Posted 1 Year ago
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Don't know what that bastard shark's gonna do with 'em... might eat 'em I suppose.... seen one eat a rocking chair one time.

Hey Sully, next time you just ask me which line to pull.
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Posted 1 Year ago
ElAleph
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hah hah, they're all gonna die.
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Posted 1 Year ago
Roger Steer
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A friend got back from Kauai a few days ago. He was snorkeling in the bay the day they brought in the shark they think did it. He said they tied a cable to one of the boat buoys with what was basically a gaff with a barb on it, baited with another shark. He said the body of the shark was huge, more than 3' across.
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Posted 1 Year ago
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He's just caught a couple of stripers. We'll bring 'em in for dinner

Twenty-five. Three tons of him.
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Posted 1 Year ago
NGR
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Well, if one man can catch a fish in 50 days, then I guess 50 of these bozos can catch a fish in one day
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Posted 1 Year ago
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a question from an official IQ test:

if 30 man can paint 50 houses in 10 days ... how many refrigerators does a non-smoker beaver need?
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