Keener and the PNW

Just wondering, I've been off and on for a few days, and was wondering if Keener actually met anyone from Washington State, or Oregon.

I read some stuff that resembled fiction (gasp! not FICTION FROM THE PNW!!! NOOOO!) but I was just wondering for sure...thanks!

So, the PNW is some sort of mystic mecca? Well, I would like to invite everyone to the PNW in December. Tune into solid 6' waves every 90 seconds, turn onto hot chocolate in the grand Wilderness Lodge lobby in the evenings, overlooking the wild and beautiful PNW pine forests. We'll be staying in the Wilderness Lodge Resort at Disney World in December. Come and see the PNW at it's finest!

Mr. Lemming, Utah and Wolf, do you still love me? Surffette is in the marching band at the Citrus Bowl and Disney World this year. I gots ta go! ( I wants ta go. )

We'll continue to love you as long as you go the the pretend PNW. If you drag your sorry Ohio fanny to the real thing, well, remember what happened to TK.