R2 said
Losing the Tory House this late in the season was a splinter in the toe, but the Planning Committee jumped on the problem like rabid jackals (ok, mildly agitated feral cats) and came up with what may prove to be a stunning recovery. I'm reminded by something Strayhorn said recently, calling Lighthouse point 'Fighthouse Point' due to the crowds. We've learned in years past that sometimes the best waves are not where we expect. Being located in Avon may give us a central location to send out surfsearch parties both North and South, then by use of cellphones we can communicate what we know to others('No surf here Sarge, you might as well stay where you are. What's that? The pounding sound in the background? Nah, just someone washing his car. Seeya later.'
Though I still believe much activity will occur down in Buxton, afterall Finnegans has Guinness I hear,the foosball challenge matches have to take place somewhere and D2 has her surf salon there, I do believe Avon will offer some new and unique opportunities to enhance the GP experience (Avon pier, 6 person hot tub, boat rentals).
Major props to Rodino Rodgers (R2) who will get the golden Pentium I processor chip for being the king of the speadsheet and GP2k1 datajunky. We will all have to (yes, that means you Sarge) give up one good wave to King Paipo for his efforts.
SEE YA ON THE OBX, GUIDOS!!
-Foontonio Foonarelli (GP2K1 sycophant and recording secretary)